(Spoken) Man how many times you been talking to somebody, and when you tell ‘em what you eat they’re like: “VEGAN?!?! Man I could never go vegan man, I love my meat, I love my cheese, gimme that pizza man...” And I’m like what? Who the hell you been talking to? See this is why the animal liberation movement’s not moving fast enough. When I talk to somebody who eats animals, instead of telling ‘em what not to enjoy, I’m just like

Vegans Eat Meat X3
Say it all again till you get it in your head now
Vegans Eat Meat (Gimme some of that)
Vegans Eat Meat (Any time I feel like it)
Vegans Eat Meat...

You wanna know what
You got to put
In your flesh
When you choose not to eat
Someone else? (YES!)
That’s a good question
Cause we all raised
Eating like a caveman
But times have changed
Baking my dinner
And I didn’t have to chase it
Meat from plants what
That corpse replaced with
Gotta be honest though,
Its missing something
Carcinogens
Also pain and suffering
Flavor? Hell no
That ish delicious
Don’t believe me, your loss
Don’t lick this
Vegan ice cream
Is coconut based
That makes it better man
Morals and taste
Burgers and shakes
And Latin and Asian
Food in my belly
Its just gggggggreat
Yeah mate
So give it a chance
Be a real man
Don’t be scared of plants now

Vegans Eat Meat (Gimme some of that)
Vegans Eat Meat (Gimme some of that)
Vegans Eat Meat (Gimme some of that)
And nobody had to die for this now
Vegans Eat Meat (Gimme some of that)
Vegans Eat Meat (Throw it on the grill now)
Vegans Eat Meat

Alright you want some recipes
To get you into motion
Okay I’ll get you started
Cause I got a secret potion
Just joking
But some key ingredients
Who said going vegan meant
No more meatiness?
Hell nah, you wanna
Chew till your jaws hurt?
Go nuts, buddy
Hit a fat burger with the works
But what’s it made of?
Oh they all so scared now
Never thought to ask the same
About the cow
And how it came to your plate
I change the subject
Talking bout non-diseased food
What’s next?
Breakfast, man that’s
Just too easy
Milk from plants
We even got that greazy
Bacon if you want it
Gotta help yourself
Leave the pig alone
If you messing with
Your own health
Yeah girl,
So give it a chance
Be a real woman
Don’t be scared of plants now

Vegans Eat Meat (Gimme some of that)
Vegans Eat Meat (Gimme some of that)
Vegans Eat Meat (Gimme some of that)
Vegans Eat Meat (Double double bacon cheeseburger with the fries and a milkshake, oh!)
Vegans Eat Meat (Gimme some of that)
Vegans Eat Meat (Anytime I feel like it)
Vegans Eat Meat (Gimme some of that)
Say it all again till you
Get it in your head now
Vegans Eat Meat (BBQ!)
Vegans Eat Meat (Uh huh, uh huh)
Vegans Eat Meat (What’s for desert, tho?)
New York Mother-Loving Cheesecake!
Vegans Eat Meat (Gimme some of that)
Vegans Eat Meat (Throw it on the grill now)
Vegans Eat Meat

Mufuka said ice cream, B
Mix it up a with the pizza, yeah!
Maybe little bit of reefer lolz...

SAVE THE ELEPHANTS (fight climate change)
SAVE ALL THE ANIMALS (don’t pay someone to kill them)
GO VEGAN!